• Alf, the show, is STILL COOL!
• Also, I’d like to note, The Andy Griffith Show, I Dream of Jeannie, Bewitched, Gilligan’s Island, I Love Lucy, Adam’s Family, The Munsters, and Out of This World (I could go on.. for days) ARE STILL cool shows!
• It’s OK to paint one fingernail, get distracted, and go to work with said nail painted.  No one will ask, promise.
• Wearing your bright blue yoga pants with green and white polka dot shirt will not affect anyone’s eyesight.
• That monster zit on your face refuses to be covered with make-up.  Stop trying.
• Boy, the eldest cat, likes to chew on the toilet brush, please don’t forget to put away.
• You need ice.
• Your hands are pruning up so bad because your lack of lotion usage.  Get over the cringe you feel when lotion resides on your palms, and just use it!!!
• You have too many things to do… get off your computer, stop watching Alf, and GET UP!